Happy Holidays my Fellow Flesh Farmers!
Wednesday, December 20th 2006
I just wanted to post this holiday message to you all. I hope your holidays
are full of blood, joy, and gore. I am getting ready to head into the snow-capped
mountains for a little bit of a retreat and quality family time. If I don’t
return, it means my Christmas went much like The Shining. No big
Last night I had the opportunity to watch the original Black Christmas directed by Bob Clark at the Grindhouse Fest here in LA. Starring the beautiful
Olivia Hussey and John Saxon of Enter the Dragon and A Nightmare
on Elm Street fame, the movie was just the thing to get me into the
holiday spirit. Prank phone calls from inside the house always make me
want to hang some garland. Especially when the prank caller is killing
everyone I live with—suffocation here, stab wound there, ya know…tis the
I was glad to see the place packed and sold out. I attended with infamous
smut writer Michael
Hemmingson and saw some familiar faces there including founder of Splattercore
Films and fellow Flesh Farmer, Anthony Sant’Anselmo. (See above picture)
Clark, Hussey, and Saxon introduced the movie and afterward the crowd had
a chance to get autographs. I have to say, Saxon was a huge asshole. Yeah,
that’s right, he was a prick. When we asked for a photo, he begrudgingly
stood beside me for about two seconds and when my friend accidentally pushed
the wrong button on the camera, Saxon just took off. You know what, Saxon?
I hope Bruce Lee haunts your old ass for the rest of your life.
On that cheery holiday note, I’ll leave you for now. On the schedule next
is an interview with Andy Signore, the brains and talent behind the movie,
Be bad and get into lots of holiday trouble!!!