The Terrifying New
Chapter In The "Hellraiser" Legacy!
-Tagline
A
spine-tingling thriller, Hellraiser: Inferno is the next inescapably
terrifying chapter in the heart-stopping Hellraiser series!
It's the powerful story of a shady L.A. detective who finds himself lost
in a darkly nightmarish world of evil when he solves the mysterious puzzle
box that releases the diabolical demon, Pinhead! As those around
him begin to meet tragic fates, he sets out to conquer the horrifying Pinhead
and escape eternal hell!
"Welcome... to Hell."
-Pinhead
(2000)
It
seems more like they were making some goofy crime movie when Doug Bradley
(after having his Pinhead make-up badly screwed up) and his cenobite buddies
wandered onto the wrong set. The story is about a cop who is an all around
bad guy. He does drugs, he lies, he cheats on his wife, everything you
think about when you think of the kind of character that you could never
develop any caring feelings for in a movie. This guy is trying to solve
a murder case in which the fingers of a child continually show up at crime
scenes. I have to admit that this makes for the beginning of a fairly interesting
crime story, but to mix that with the basic Hellraiser formula just did
not work.
On the plus side, Inferno did introduce a couple of new cenobites in the
form of two grotesque (but morbidly attractive!) female cenobites who seemed
very sexually charged, and Chatter Box is back! Remember him from the first
two movies? Eventually it comes to Joseph's (the bad cop) attention that
the perpetrator of these grisly crimes is a man known as `The Engineer,'
and the old cat and mouse bullshit begins, although at times the audience
is confused as to who is the cat and who is the mouse. Inferno puts a new
twist on part of the story line from Bloodline, when Dr. Paul Merchant
lets the cenobites out and is then detained before he could capture them
again. Here, Joseph lets them out, but doesn't know it, and then he begins
to think that he is seeing things whenever he encounters one of the cenobites.
Joseph is led around so easily that it is even harder to feel any sympathy
for him. After learning that `The Engineer' is said to know everything
about every cop on the force, he leaves his wife and daughter at home,
telling them not to leave! Was anyone surprised when 'The Engineer' went
for them? And don't even get me started on Pinhead. You look at the cover
box for every single Hellraiser movie, and you see Pinhead and usually
little else. He had great roles in parts III and IV, but here he is in
the film for a matter of minutes! And you could count those minutes on
one hand! Maybe they kept him out of the film so much because they screwed
up his make-up so badly. I don't know what happened, but they got his look
entirely wrong, and then they made him a good guy! He shows up to rip Joseph's
face to shit in a nightmare, then shows up at the end to tell Joseph that
he is not the killer he is looking for, then gives him advice on how to
find the real killer. "Oh, by the way, Joseph, sorry for mutilating then
murdering your family." Fucking stupid!
There is a reason that this movie went straight to video, and this becomes
very clear when you watch the movie. This is something that is really only
meant for hardcore Hellraiser fans, but at the same time, these are the
people who are going to be the most disappointed by it because of its huge
lack of the traditional Hellraiser feel. It's got cenobites and suffering
and all kinds of ghastly stuff in it, but it can still only be called a
Hellraiser film because of the cenobites and because they got Pinhead to
make a quick cameo appearance. There is little else of value here, and
it is sure to lead to disappointment and maybe even a feeling of alienation
among Hellraiser fans. I only hope that they make at least one more sequel
sometime in the future, because you just can't end a legendary horror series
with a terrible installment like this.
More coming soon!
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